Modern day Mercutio

As I jokingly called my friend Romeo, he said he'd rather be Mercutio, cooler, which come to think of it yea so intuitive about life and death yet also so fearless and sticks up for Romeo. I mean I would wana be his gf, even if i knew he would die. And then i'll roofie and seduce Tybalt and scar his face to teach him a lesson of what is genuine honor in revenge. Then i'll runaway on a bike Midsummer nights dreams style haha. Just a thought.